Lesbian Hair

Good evening, boys and girls! Our topic tonight is... admittedly undecided. Probably not a good start but, hey, sometimes the best material happens when you just wing it.

So.

I was talking to my English friend, Richard. We got on Skype and almost immediately, he asked what the hell was wrong with me. I was confused for a moment, but then I remembered - I'd hacked all my hair off only a few days before. This particular incident has happened several times over, reoccurring as each of my friends individually discovered my new, short lesbian hair. Not like, a buzz or pixie cut, but like Ashely Greene as Alice Cullen in Twilight. Like I said: Lesbian hair.

Complete with the choker necklace - it was gifted to me by my fiancé last summer, while I still enjoyed reading the books. I always hated the movies, though. Always.

Back on our impromptu topic of discussion: My haircut has actually been a very good thing for me. I've been on good terms with my family, feeling better about myself, even doing better in marching band. (Color guard, specifically. Yup, I'm a twirl girl. Don't take that lightly, though. It's painful. XD I'll elaborate on that in a later post.) Yessiree, it's good all around.

Also, my cat is making a 'thermometer goes WHERE?!?!' face. It made me giggle.

So! A question for anyone who's reading: Haircuts! Did you ever have a really bad or amazing one? Share, link to pictures, or even try a new cut or style yourself!

-CMT

The Sleep-Deprived Ramblings of a Guard Chick, Pt. 1

Hellooooo, empty space, fat, hairy, middle-aged pedophiles and hungry trolls! I decided to jump on the bandwagon and make a blog! Wheee!

Yes, yes, I know, I'm terribly unoriginal. But I've been inspired by Allie Brosh and Charles Wheaton and I just couldn't help myself!

In short, I'll have a lot of narratives of day to day life from the point-of-view of an adolescent with a snarky disposition. Be on the lookout for a new post tomorrow, but for now, it's nearly 1 AM and I have done just too much cardio in the last few days. So, for now, I'm signing off.

-CMT