The Sleep-Deprived Ramblings of a Guard Chick, Pt. 1

Hellooooo, empty space, fat, hairy, middle-aged pedophiles and hungry trolls! I decided to jump on the bandwagon and make a blog! Wheee!

Yes, yes, I know, I'm terribly unoriginal. But I've been inspired by Allie Brosh and Charles Wheaton and I just couldn't help myself!

In short, I'll have a lot of narratives of day to day life from the point-of-view of an adolescent with a snarky disposition. Be on the lookout for a new post tomorrow, but for now, it's nearly 1 AM and I have done just too much cardio in the last few days. So, for now, I'm signing off.

-CMT